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not really but A for effort
i have long hair and twin teenage girls in my house
you didnt think to ask me for a brush?

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well
I mean
it's just I already follow you around and like bother you and ask you for stuff

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if it bothered me, believe me, i'd tell you
either way, a hair brush isn't gonna break my back
a kidney or smth might be pushing it tho
so internal organs and first borns and shit ur on ur own for

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as fascinating as it would be to find out how you intend to birth a child given your current biology I think I'm good on that

but

I could use a hairbrush
please

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mama always said i can do anything i dream of if i try hard enough
you'll get your hairbrush
i could probly even make u one so u dont have to pick girl hair out of it my sisters

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I don't really mind
I mean, it's just hair
It's not like contagious or anything
You don't have to go out of your way honestly

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i like making stuff
you might have noticed
shut up and let me make stuff

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Ok
Make stuff

Thank you

You wanna brush my hair while you're at it? Just thought I'd offer

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only if i can put cute braids and bows and flowers in it

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sure why not that sounds adorable actually

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i'm a pro hair braider ok dont give me that adorable shit
you'll be the envy of all the camp
this is art, cristiano

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I'm not sure I approve of that nickname, but if it means getting norse viking braids I guess it's ok

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if we're going viking im gonna have to shave the sides of your head
and do some pigs blood warpaint
so
careful what you wish for

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no thank you to all of that
just the brush please

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too late, i'm inspired now
for your sake, bjorn, i'll swap out the pigs blood with ketchup

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tbh ketchup is almost as gross as pigs blood

and it smells worse

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oh yeah?
you sniff a lot of pigs blood?
maybe we can do markers
i hear those are great for sniffing if ur into that

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I mean
idk
I've smelled pork chops before I guess?
markers smell amazing, nobody's questioning that, but I don't think I'm capable of that kind of commitment....

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come on im not asking you to get a tattoo
(btw tho you should def get a tattoo, not on ur face tho)
itll wash off in the lake
i'll do it with you
we can make a two man viking clan

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one time I told my mom I wanted to get a tattoo and she gave me a 3 hour seminar on HIV and dirty needles so I'm kind of scarred for life I think

which is probably the opposite of whatever a viking is

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cool story
its the end of the world, ur getting a tattoo

doesn't have to be a viking one but not gonna lie it'd be badass if it was

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correct me if I'm wrong but the aliens didn't cure HIV, like that still exists here at the end of the world

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i have an arm full of tattoos and no HIV
ur mom lied
you'll be fine

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yeah, you're lucky
but have you met me??
literally the first time we saw each other was because I managed to somehow get mugged by humans in an alien apocalypse.

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thats
honestly hilarious
jesus christ ur so bad at life its like a talent

but look tons of people have tattoos and theyre all fine
humans have been doing it for centuries, its culture
celebrate ur human culture, cristo

we can start small ok
what about just a lil smilie
:)
on ur ass