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i can see ur birds nest hair wandering around the ag gardens from the roof of the workshop
come here
if ur not gonna brush it i will
its harshing my view

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I don't actually own a brush anymore
or a comb
I've been doing finger combing
I guess it hasn't been working

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not really but A for effort
i have long hair and twin teenage girls in my house
you didnt think to ask me for a brush?

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well
I mean
it's just I already follow you around and like bother you and ask you for stuff

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if it bothered me, believe me, i'd tell you
either way, a hair brush isn't gonna break my back
a kidney or smth might be pushing it tho
so internal organs and first borns and shit ur on ur own for

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as fascinating as it would be to find out how you intend to birth a child given your current biology I think I'm good on that

but

I could use a hairbrush
please

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mama always said i can do anything i dream of if i try hard enough
you'll get your hairbrush
i could probly even make u one so u dont have to pick girl hair out of it my sisters

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I don't really mind
I mean, it's just hair
It's not like contagious or anything
You don't have to go out of your way honestly

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i like making stuff
you might have noticed
shut up and let me make stuff

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Ok
Make stuff

Thank you

You wanna brush my hair while you're at it? Just thought I'd offer

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only if i can put cute braids and bows and flowers in it

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sure why not that sounds adorable actually

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i'm a pro hair braider ok dont give me that adorable shit
you'll be the envy of all the camp
this is art, cristiano

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I'm not sure I approve of that nickname, but if it means getting norse viking braids I guess it's ok

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if we're going viking im gonna have to shave the sides of your head
and do some pigs blood warpaint
so
careful what you wish for

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no thank you to all of that
just the brush please

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too late, i'm inspired now
for your sake, bjorn, i'll swap out the pigs blood with ketchup

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tbh ketchup is almost as gross as pigs blood

and it smells worse

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oh yeah?
you sniff a lot of pigs blood?
maybe we can do markers
i hear those are great for sniffing if ur into that

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I mean
idk
I've smelled pork chops before I guess?
markers smell amazing, nobody's questioning that, but I don't think I'm capable of that kind of commitment....

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come on im not asking you to get a tattoo
(btw tho you should def get a tattoo, not on ur face tho)
itll wash off in the lake
i'll do it with you
we can make a two man viking clan

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one time I told my mom I wanted to get a tattoo and she gave me a 3 hour seminar on HIV and dirty needles so I'm kind of scarred for life I think

which is probably the opposite of whatever a viking is

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cool story
its the end of the world, ur getting a tattoo

doesn't have to be a viking one but not gonna lie it'd be badass if it was

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correct me if I'm wrong but the aliens didn't cure HIV, like that still exists here at the end of the world

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i have an arm full of tattoos and no HIV
ur mom lied
you'll be fine