yeah, you're lucky but have you met me?? literally the first time we saw each other was because I managed to somehow get mugged by humans in an alien apocalypse.
why do you hate me is it because I hover because I could promise to stop but I would be lying since you're like the only person that knows sign language so I'm kind of stuck
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which is probably the opposite of whatever a viking is
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its the end of the world, ur getting a tattoo
doesn't have to be a viking one but not gonna lie it'd be badass if it was
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ur mom lied
you'll be fine
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but have you met me??
literally the first time we saw each other was because I managed to somehow get mugged by humans in an alien apocalypse.
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honestly hilarious
jesus christ ur so bad at life its like a talent
but look tons of people have tattoos and theyre all fine
humans have been doing it for centuries, its culture
celebrate ur human culture, cristo
we can start small ok
what about just a lil smilie
:)
on ur ass
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is it because I hover
because I could promise to stop but I would be lying since you're like the only person that knows sign language so I'm kind of stuck
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welcome to friendship
you have bad taste in people and now ur stuck in a crater with me
shouldve bled on ian, man
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it's just
you know
a lake
anyway Ian's kind of a man whore and I'm not sure I want to go down that road, I'm not socially prepared for that
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the lake doesnt matter, we're looking at the land mass
[ he's probably had this rant before. ]
ian's harmless, he's just really easy
idk i think it's a professor/teacher thing
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+ how often did you bend over
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we weren't really religious so I don't know what a catholic college would be like
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