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come on im not asking you to get a tattoo
(btw tho you should def get a tattoo, not on ur face tho)
itll wash off in the lake
i'll do it with you
we can make a two man viking clan

one time I told my mom I wanted to get a tattoo and she gave me a 3 hour seminar on HIV and dirty needles so I'm kind of scarred for life I think

which is probably the opposite of whatever a viking is

cool story
its the end of the world, ur getting a tattoo

doesn't have to be a viking one but not gonna lie it'd be badass if it was

correct me if I'm wrong but the aliens didn't cure HIV, like that still exists here at the end of the world

i have an arm full of tattoos and no HIV
ur mom lied
you'll be fine

yeah, you're lucky
but have you met me??
literally the first time we saw each other was because I managed to somehow get mugged by humans in an alien apocalypse.

thats
honestly hilarious
jesus christ ur so bad at life its like a talent

but look tons of people have tattoos and theyre all fine
humans have been doing it for centuries, its culture
celebrate ur human culture, cristo

we can start small ok
what about just a lil smilie
:)
on ur ass

why do you hate me
is it because I hover
because I could promise to stop but I would be lying since you're like the only person that knows sign language so I'm kind of stuck

i dont hate you
welcome to friendship
you have bad taste in people and now ur stuck in a crater with me
shouldve bled on ian, man

i don't think it's actually a crater is it
it's just
you know
a lake

anyway Ian's kind of a man whore and I'm not sure I want to go down that road, I'm not socially prepared for that

yes it is concave, it is a crater, it counts
the lake doesnt matter, we're looking at the land mass

[ he's probably had this rant before. ]

ian's harmless, he's just really easy
idk i think it's a professor/teacher thing