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mama always said i can do anything i dream of if i try hard enough
you'll get your hairbrush
i could probly even make u one so u dont have to pick girl hair out of it my sisters

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I don't really mind
I mean, it's just hair
It's not like contagious or anything
You don't have to go out of your way honestly

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i like making stuff
you might have noticed
shut up and let me make stuff

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Ok
Make stuff

Thank you

You wanna brush my hair while you're at it? Just thought I'd offer

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only if i can put cute braids and bows and flowers in it

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sure why not that sounds adorable actually

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i'm a pro hair braider ok dont give me that adorable shit
you'll be the envy of all the camp
this is art, cristiano

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I'm not sure I approve of that nickname, but if it means getting norse viking braids I guess it's ok

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if we're going viking im gonna have to shave the sides of your head
and do some pigs blood warpaint
so
careful what you wish for

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no thank you to all of that
just the brush please

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too late, i'm inspired now
for your sake, bjorn, i'll swap out the pigs blood with ketchup

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tbh ketchup is almost as gross as pigs blood

and it smells worse

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oh yeah?
you sniff a lot of pigs blood?
maybe we can do markers
i hear those are great for sniffing if ur into that

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I mean
idk
I've smelled pork chops before I guess?
markers smell amazing, nobody's questioning that, but I don't think I'm capable of that kind of commitment....

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come on im not asking you to get a tattoo
(btw tho you should def get a tattoo, not on ur face tho)
itll wash off in the lake
i'll do it with you
we can make a two man viking clan

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one time I told my mom I wanted to get a tattoo and she gave me a 3 hour seminar on HIV and dirty needles so I'm kind of scarred for life I think

which is probably the opposite of whatever a viking is

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cool story
its the end of the world, ur getting a tattoo

doesn't have to be a viking one but not gonna lie it'd be badass if it was

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correct me if I'm wrong but the aliens didn't cure HIV, like that still exists here at the end of the world

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i have an arm full of tattoos and no HIV
ur mom lied
you'll be fine

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yeah, you're lucky
but have you met me??
literally the first time we saw each other was because I managed to somehow get mugged by humans in an alien apocalypse.

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thats
honestly hilarious
jesus christ ur so bad at life its like a talent

but look tons of people have tattoos and theyre all fine
humans have been doing it for centuries, its culture
celebrate ur human culture, cristo

we can start small ok
what about just a lil smilie
:)
on ur ass

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why do you hate me
is it because I hover
because I could promise to stop but I would be lying since you're like the only person that knows sign language so I'm kind of stuck

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i dont hate you
welcome to friendship
you have bad taste in people and now ur stuck in a crater with me
shouldve bled on ian, man

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i don't think it's actually a crater is it
it's just
you know
a lake

anyway Ian's kind of a man whore and I'm not sure I want to go down that road, I'm not socially prepared for that

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yes it is concave, it is a crater, it counts
the lake doesnt matter, we're looking at the land mass

[ he's probably had this rant before. ]

ian's harmless, he's just really easy
idk i think it's a professor/teacher thing